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Trump’s Tanning Booth Installation Causes White House Power Surge

by Tom Foolery

In a move that has raised eyebrows and dimmed lights, President Donald Trump has reportedly installed a personal tanning booth in the Oval Office, leading to an unexpected power surge throughout the White House.

The Installation

According to sources close to the administration, the tanning booth was discreetly delivered and set up during a late-night operation. Staff members were sworn to secrecy, with one anonymous aide stating, “We were told it’s a matter of national security—to keep the president’s glow consistent.”

The Power Surge Incident

Shortly after the installation, reports emerged of flickering lights and temporary outages in various parts of the White House. An insider revealed, “The booth requires a significant amount of electricity. When the president used it for the first time, it caused a noticeable drain on the building’s power supply.”

Official Response

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders addressed the incident in a press briefing, stating, “The president is committed to maintaining a vigorous appearance, which reflects his dedication to the country. The temporary power fluctuations have been addressed, and measures are in place to prevent future occurrences.”

Health Concerns

Health experts have expressed concerns over the frequent use of tanning beds, citing risks such as skin cancer and premature aging. Dr. Tina Alster, a prominent dermatologist, commented, “Regular exposure to artificial UV radiation is harmful. It’s advisable to opt for safer alternatives.”

Public Reaction

The revelation has sparked a flurry of reactions on social media. The hashtag #TanGate trended on Twitter, with users sharing memes and jokes about the president’s tanning habits. One tweet read, “Forget climate change; the real issue is the White House tanning crisis.”

Looking Ahead

While the administration downplays the incident, it has undoubtedly added another layer to the ongoing discussions about the president’s personal choices and their impact on his public image. As one political analyst noted, “In an era where transparency is demanded, even the president’s tanning habits are subject to scrutiny.”

 

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