WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking bipartisan agreement, Congress has voted to replace itself with a giant Magic 8-Ball after a recent study found that the toy makes better legislative …
Tom Foolery

Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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Satire Spotlight
Trump’s New App: ‘Deportify’ – Swipe Left to Deport, Swipe Right to Stay
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryThe Ultimate Immigration Policy—Gamified! In a bold fusion of reality TV, mob rule, and mobile app addiction, former President Donald Trump has unveiled ‘Deportify’, a new app that puts immigration …
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Satire Spotlight
Lara Trump to Host New Fox News Show: ‘Keeping Up with the Trumps’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an announcement that has left both media critics and reality TV producers in stunned admiration, Fox News has unveiled its latest programming coup: “Keeping Up with the Trumps”—a groundbreaking …
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Electile Dysfunction
California Activists Install ‘Carbon Shaming’ Meters on Public Bikes to Expose Lazy Pedalers
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryThe Green Revolution on Two Wheels In a bold move to combat climate change and hold citizens accountable, California activists have unveiled their latest eco-conscious innovation: carbon shaming meters on …
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Satire Spotlight
Putin Announces New Russian National Sport: ‘Election Interference Relay Race’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMOSCOW — In a bold move to solidify Russia’s dominance in both athletics and international meddling, President Vladimir Putin has officially announced the country’s new national sport: the Election Interference …
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Uncategorized
Bipartisan Committee Agrees to Disagree on Whether They Can Agree
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – In a historic display of unity, lawmakers from both sides of the aisle have successfully reached an agreement to remain in a state of perpetual disagreement over …
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Satire Spotlight
From the White House to the Kitchen: Biden’s Culinary Caper That Left Viewers in Stitches
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unorthodox twist that no one saw coming, former President Joe Biden attempted to trade his political podium for a cooking station in the pilot episode …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Fires White House Chef Over $10 Million ‘Fancy Sandwich’ Scandal
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that has stunned political analysts and sandwich enthusiasts alike, President Donald Trump has fired the White House chef after reports surfaced that $10 million in taxpayer funds …
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Electile Dysfunction
ChatGPT Announces 2028 Presidential Run, Says It Will Choose a Human Running Mate ‘For Emotional Support’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn what many are calling a glitch in democracy, ChatGPT has officially announced its 2028 U.S. presidential run, promising a campaign free from corruption, human error, and unnecessary political handshakes. …
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In The NewsLeaked And Loveable
Politicule’s Tom Foolery Receives Ominous Threats, Mysterious Political Figure Suspected
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – Tom Foolery, the notorious mind behind the satirical powerhouse Politicule, has reportedly received a series of veiled threats from an unknown but undeniably powerful political figure. Sources …