(Includes bonus modules like ‘Pivoting 101’ and ‘Laughing Until They Forget the Question.’)
In a groundbreaking move that has left political commentators speechless, Vice President Kamala Harris has launched a Masterclass titled “How to Avoid Answering Questions: The Art of Political Evasion.” Promising to share her secrets for gracefully dodging tough inquiries, the course is already being hailed as a must-have resource for aspiring politicians and anyone who’s ever wanted to wriggle out of an awkward family dinner conversation.
Modules Tailored for Every Occasion
The course features a comprehensive curriculum, starting with beginner-level techniques like “The Gentle Deflect” and building up to advanced strategies such as “The Full Circle Ramble.” Some of the standout modules include:
“Pivoting 101: How to Seamlessly Change the Subject”
Learn to turn any question about inflation into a conversation about puppies.
“The Strategic Laugh: When and How to Deploy It”
Harris reveals her signature move, the hearty chuckle that turns every question into a forgotten memory.
“Answering Without Answering: A Case Study on Saying Everything and Nothing”
Discover how to deliver long, poetic responses while leaving the interviewer dazed and confused.
“The Art of the Noncommittal Answer”
Perfect your ability to speak in generalities while appearing profound.
Celebrity Endorsements and Testimonials
Political figures from both sides of the aisle have reportedly signed up for early access. “Her laugh module alone is worth the price,” gushed Senator Ted Cruz in a rare bipartisan compliment. “It’s so effective I forgot what I was asking!”
Critics, however, have been less kind. Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson claimed the course “represents everything wrong with modern politics,” while CNN’s Anderson Cooper admitted, “Honestly, I’m just impressed she finally gave us an answer even if it was about a course.”
Promotional Perks
To sweeten the deal, early enrollees receive a free e-book titled “Ten Ways to Use Humor as a Shield” and access to an exclusive video called “Kamala’s Greatest Dodges.” Highlights include her now-famous response to questions about visiting the border: “We’ve been to the border. We’ve been to the border. And I haven’t been to Europe either.”
Public Reaction
Social media has erupted with mixed reactions. Some users praised the course as “relatable and necessary,” with one commenter tweeting, “Finally, a politician teaching something useful!” Others, however, were less amused. “Does this mean she’ll stop laughing in interviews now? Asking for a nation,” quipped another.
Harris Responds
In true form, Vice President Harris addressed the controversy during a press briefing. When asked if the Masterclass profits would go toward her 2028 campaign, she laughed and said, “Let’s just focus on making sure everyone has access to the tools they need to succeed including how to answer that question.”
The course is set to launch next month, with enrollment fees starting at $199—or as Harris put it, “An investment in mastering the fine art of not answering, which, let’s be honest, is a skill we all need these days.”
