Loyal supporters encouraged to ‘act now’ for clemency coupons. In a bold and entirely unprecedented move, President Donald Trump has unveiled what he calls the “Pardon Palooza Program,” offering group …
Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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FeaturedSatire Spotlight
Trump Replaces Inaugural Oath with His Own Pledge: ‘I Promise to Be Tremendous!’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryCritics question if it’s legally binding, but supporters love it. In a move that shocked constitutional scholars and thrilled his supporters, President Trump eschewed the traditional presidential oath during his …
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Trump Credits TikTok Revival to Barron: ‘He Told Me to Save the App, So I Did’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a surprising twist to the ongoing saga of TikTok’s survival, President-elect Donald Trump announced that the decision to save the popular app was inspired by none other than his …
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Electile DysfunctionFeatured
Democratic Strategists Launch New App ‘TickTock’ to Count Down Days Until 2028 Re-Election
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move designed to energize the party base and keep voters engaged, a group of high-profile Democratic strategists has unveiled a new app called “TickTock,” which counts down the …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Proposes ‘Pay-Per-View’ State of the Union to Boost National Revenue
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that blends his business acumen with political showmanship, President-elect Donald Trump has floated the idea of turning the State of the Union address into a pay-per-view event. …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Declares War on Woke Films: ‘Barbie Gets a Bazooka’”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and Washington, President-elect Donald Trump has unveiled his “Hollywood Dream Team,” consisting of Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Jon Voight. Their …
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Satire Spotlight
Biden’s Farewell Speech Ends with Him Forgetting He’s Leaving
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a moment destined for the history books—or at least viral memes—President Joe Biden concluded his farewell address to the nation last night with an unintentional twist: he appeared to …
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Electile Dysfunction
Congressional Staffers Introduce ‘Bring Your Therapist to Work Day’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a groundbreaking initiative to address Capitol Hill’s growing stress levels, congressional staffers have launched the first-ever “Bring Your Therapist to Work Day.” The pilot program, held this week, saw …
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Satire Spotlight
Bipartisan Task Force Asks: ‘Where Will We Get Our Cat Videos Now?’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a rare moment of unity, Congress has come together to address the most pressing issue of our time: the disappearance of cat videos following the impending TikTok ban. A …
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Satire Spotlight
New Study Finds Politicians Spend 75% of Time Practicing Dramatic Pauses
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a revelation that surprised no one and disappointed everyone, a new study from the Center for Rhetorical Overanalysis (CRO) has found that politicians spend a staggering 75% of their …