PALM BEACH, FL — After a third straight day of market chaos and a trillion-dollar hemorrhage across Wall Street, former President Donald Trump reportedly logged into his brokerage account only …
NEW YORK — As Wall Street reels from one of the worst market meltdowns in years, former President Donald Trump offered Americans a bold new investment strategy: diversify into beef. …
WASHINGTON — In a shocking turn of events befitting only the post-post-modern era of American politics, famed stuntman Evel Knievel has reportedly returned from the dead — not to perform …
In a move economists have described as “breathtaking in its creativity and disregard for math,” President Trump officially unveiled Liberation Day—a new national holiday meant to “free Americans from the …
SPOKANE, WA — It was supposed to be just another April Fools scroll for Greg Tander, a 43-year-old forklift technician and part-time political doomscroller. But one glance at a compilation …
PALM BEACH, FL — In a move that economists, geographers, and Iceland all immediately described as “concerning,” former President Donald Trump has revived his quest to purchase Greenland — this …
WASHINGTON — In a twist straight out of a rejected Veep episode, it was revealed late Thursday that the true cause of last week’s national security kerfuffle wasn’t a hacked …
In an announcement that immediately confused, alarmed, and exhausted both technologists and linguists, President Trump this week revealed the launch of his new artificial intelligence platform: TruthGPT—a large language model …
In a press event held outside the Capitol, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stunned reporters by announcing he possesses a “rare neuro-electromagnetic sensitivity” that allows him to detect …
Wilmington, DE —In a move that has confused film critics, Disney shareholders, and at least four Secret Service agents, former President Joe Biden has declared Disney’s box office bomb Snow …
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