FROM: Office of Presidential Ice Cream Affairs TO: White House Staff DATE: December 13, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Choco-Mint Diplomacy Team, As you know, President Biden’s love for ice cream has …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
FROM: Office of Congressional Optics TO: House Democratic Leadership Team DATE: November 15, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Gavel Grandeur Team, As Speaker Emerita Pelosi continues to wield influence in the public …
It was a promise that captured the hearts, minds, and stomachs of the nation: “Free pizza for all by 2025!” Former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s bold campaign …
FROM: Office of Presidential Optics and Imagery TO: White House Media Team DATE: November 12, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Orange Glow: The Lighting Dilemma Team, As you are aware, former President …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
Scene A Zoom meeting between major world leaders to discuss urgent climate action. Naturally, things get off track immediately. Participants: Joe Biden (USA): President, trying to find the mute button. …
Tom Foolery, the ingenious mind behind Politicule.com, emerged from a childhood spent dodging the ideological crossfire of political extremes, shaping his satirical brilliance. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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