WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what experts are calling “the biggest intelligence blunder since the Pentagon accidentally tweeted ‘password123,’” the CIA has reportedly declassified a top-secret time travel machine. While historians, …
WILMINGTON, DE – In a shocking turn of events, former President Joe Biden interrupted regular programming nationwide today to deliver what he described as “an urgent, history-defining announcement.” News stations …
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking but unsurprising move, President Donald Trump announced the immediate termination of the Department of Energy, declaring it “an unnecessary, deep-state bureaucracy” and reassuring Americans …
PALM BEACH, FL — In a move that has left the world both bewildered and bemused, President Donald Trump announced today that Florida has been “graciously annexed” by Russia. The …
DULUTH, MN – A local man found himself in federal custody this week after casually remarking at a neighborhood barbecue that he could “fix the economy in one day.” The …
In a bold move to modernize the image of public officials, the Pentagon has announced the release of a ‘Tough Guy’ Filter, designed to make politicians look effortlessly cool at …
In a move that has left political analysts and BBQ enthusiasts equally stunned, local Floridian Chad “The Patriot” Henderson declared his backyard an independent nation on Monday afternoon, announcing himself …
In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events, a team of world-renowned climate scientists has once again released a report confirming that climate change is, in fact, real. However, the …
In a shocking yet oddly predictable revelation, newly surfaced White House records indicate that in the final months of Joe Biden’s presidency, he mistook a Roomba for a Secret Service …
A new national survey has revealed that 92% of Americans have no idea who their state governor is, and an alarming 8% firmly believe it’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Experts …
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