WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unorthodox twist that no one saw coming, former President Joe Biden attempted to trade his political podium for a cooking station in the pilot episode …
Tom Foolery

Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Fires White House Chef Over $10 Million ‘Fancy Sandwich’ Scandal
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that has stunned political analysts and sandwich enthusiasts alike, President Donald Trump has fired the White House chef after reports surfaced that $10 million in taxpayer funds …
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Electile Dysfunction
ChatGPT Announces 2028 Presidential Run, Says It Will Choose a Human Running Mate ‘For Emotional Support’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn what many are calling a glitch in democracy, ChatGPT has officially announced its 2028 U.S. presidential run, promising a campaign free from corruption, human error, and unnecessary political handshakes. …
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In The NewsLeaked And Loveable
Politicule’s Tom Foolery Receives Ominous Threats, Mysterious Political Figure Suspected
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – Tom Foolery, the notorious mind behind the satirical powerhouse Politicule, has reportedly received a series of veiled threats from an unknown but undeniably powerful political figure. Sources …
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Satire Spotlight
New Republican Climate Plan Involves Just Telling People to Buy More Fans
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a bold, innovative, and entirely science-based move, the Republican leadership has unveiled its latest climate strategy: encouraging Americans to buy more electric fans. The plan, dubbed “Operation Cool Breeze,” …
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Electile Dysfunction
Trump’s ‘Deportation Airlines’ Announces In-Flight Citizenship Tests
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a shocking twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former President Donald Trump has unveiled “Deportation Airlines,” a new airline that promises to deliver “one-way freedom flights” for those …
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Satire Spotlight
Politicule’s Exclusive Satire Awareness Initiative: The Clueless Awards
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an extraordinary leap forward for the betterment of humanity (and our entertainment), PolitiCule is proud to unveil two groundbreaking digital stamps for our members to wield: “For Believing Satire” …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump and Border Patrol Deploy ‘Welcome Mats’ That Trigger Trap Doors
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that combines hospitality with heightened security, former President Donald Trump, in collaboration with Border Patrol, has unveiled his latest brainchild: ‘Welcome Mats’ with built-in trap doors. The …
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Satire Spotlight
Kamala Harris Unveils Masterclass on ‘How to Avoid Answering Questions’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom Foolery(Includes bonus modules like ‘Pivoting 101’ and ‘Laughing Until They Forget the Question.’) In a groundbreaking move that has left political commentators speechless, Vice President Kamala Harris has launched a …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Proposes ‘Build-A-Wall’ LEGO Workshops: Fun for the Whole Family!
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a groundbreaking initiative to promote family bonding and civic engagement, former President Donald Trump has announced a nationwide series of “Build-A-Wall” LEGO workshops. These events, to be hosted at …