In a dramatic escalation of political rhetoric that feels like a cross between a mafia movie and a PTA meeting gone rogue, Donald Trump’s incoming “border czar” Tom Homan has …
In a groundbreaking revelation that stunned the world, Donald J. Trump has reportedly discovered the cure for the Monday blues. The former president and real estate mogul, now self-proclaimed “Doctor …
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In a scene that could only happen in the fever dream of a news cycle gone off the rails, a president-elect, Elon Musk, and a TikTok influencer walk into a …
FROM: Office of Strategic Global Affairs TO: White House Senior Staff DATE: December 4, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Bear Hug: Managing the Putin Situation Team, As tensions continue to swirl around …
FROM: Office of Strategic Public Relations TO: Vice Presidential Communications Team DATE: December 2, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Laugh Track Leadership Team, As you are aware, the Vice President’s laugh has …
FROM: Office of Presidential Ice Cream Affairs TO: White House Staff DATE: December 13, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Choco-Mint Diplomacy Team, As you know, President Biden’s love for ice cream has …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
Tom Foolery, the ingenious mind behind Politicule.com, emerged from a childhood spent dodging the ideological crossfire of political extremes, shaping his satirical brilliance. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
Politicule (that’s Political Ridicule—if you didn’t catch that, this might not be the site for you) is where the political circus meets razor-sharp satire. If you take anything here seriously, we’ve got a luxury Mars timeshare to sell you. From left to right, no side is safe, and every sacred cow gets grilled – because even the absurd deserves a punchline.
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