WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a historic display of unity, lawmakers from both sides of the aisle have successfully reached an agreement to remain in a state of perpetual disagreement over …
Tom Foolery
 
	Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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    Satire SpotlightFrom the White House to the Kitchen: Biden’s Culinary Caper That Left Viewers in Stitchesby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unorthodox twist that no one saw coming, former President Joe Biden attempted to trade his political podium for a cooking station in the pilot episode … 
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    Satire SpotlightTrump Fires White House Chef Over $10 Million ‘Fancy Sandwich’ Scandalby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that has stunned political analysts and sandwich enthusiasts alike, President Donald Trump has fired the White House chef after reports surfaced that $10 million in taxpayer funds … 
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    Electile DysfunctionChatGPT Announces 2028 Presidential Run, Says It Will Choose a Human Running Mate ‘For Emotional Support’by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn what many are calling a glitch in democracy, ChatGPT has officially announced its 2028 U.S. presidential run, promising a campaign free from corruption, human error, and unnecessary political handshakes. … 
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    In The NewsLeaked And LoveablePoliticule’s Tom Foolery Receives Ominous Threats, Mysterious Political Figure Suspectedby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – Tom Foolery, the notorious mind behind the satirical powerhouse Politicule, has reportedly received a series of veiled threats from an unknown but undeniably powerful political figure. Sources … 
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    Satire SpotlightNew Republican Climate Plan Involves Just Telling People to Buy More Fansby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a bold, innovative, and entirely science-based move, the Republican leadership has unveiled its latest climate strategy: encouraging Americans to buy more electric fans. The plan, dubbed “Operation Cool Breeze,” … 
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    Electile DysfunctionTrump’s ‘Deportation Airlines’ Announces In-Flight Citizenship Testsby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a shocking twist no one saw coming (except everyone), former President Donald Trump has unveiled “Deportation Airlines,” a new airline that promises to deliver “one-way freedom flights” for those … 
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    Satire SpotlightPoliticule’s Exclusive Satire Awareness Initiative: The Clueless Awardsby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an extraordinary leap forward for the betterment of humanity (and our entertainment), PolitiCule is proud to unveil two groundbreaking digital stamps for our members to wield: “For Believing Satire” … 
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    Satire SpotlightTrump and Border Patrol Deploy ‘Welcome Mats’ That Trigger Trap Doorsby Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that combines hospitality with heightened security, former President Donald Trump, in collaboration with Border Patrol, has unveiled his latest brainchild: ‘Welcome Mats’ with built-in trap doors. The … 
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    Satire SpotlightKamala Harris Unveils Masterclass on ‘How to Avoid Answering Questions’by Tom Fooleryby Tom Foolery(Includes bonus modules like ‘Pivoting 101’ and ‘Laughing Until They Forget the Question.’) In a groundbreaking move that has left political commentators speechless, Vice President Kamala Harris has launched a … 
 
			         
                         
															