In an unprecedented turn of events, California’s ballot initiative to explore secession has sent shockwaves through the nation—particularly in Washington, D.C., where politicians are grappling with the practicalities of what …
Tom Foolery

Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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Satire Spotlight
Biden Joins Neighborhood Watch, Confuses Porch Lights for National Security Threats
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a surprising post-presidency twist, Joe Biden has taken on a new role as a member of his local neighborhood watch in Delaware. Armed with a flashlight, a notepad, and …
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Electile Dysfunction
Trump’s Tanning Booth Installation Causes White House Power Surge
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that has raised eyebrows and dimmed lights, President Donald Trump has reportedly installed a personal tanning booth in the Oval Office, leading to an unexpected power surge …
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Electile Dysfunction
Biden Updates Oval Office Playlist with ‘You’re So Vain’ and ‘Hit the Road Jack’ Ahead of Trump’s Return
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a final act before leaving office, President Joe Biden has reportedly updated the Oval Office playlist to include tracks such as “You’re So Vain” and “Hit the Road Jack,” …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Offers ‘Group Discount’ Pardons for Future Protests
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryLoyal supporters encouraged to ‘act now’ for clemency coupons. In a bold and entirely unprecedented move, President Donald Trump has unveiled what he calls the “Pardon Palooza Program,” offering group …
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FeaturedSatire Spotlight
Trump Replaces Inaugural Oath with His Own Pledge: ‘I Promise to Be Tremendous!’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryCritics question if it’s legally binding, but supporters love it. In a move that shocked constitutional scholars and thrilled his supporters, President Trump eschewed the traditional presidential oath during his …
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Uncategorized
Trump Credits TikTok Revival to Barron: ‘He Told Me to Save the App, So I Did’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a surprising twist to the ongoing saga of TikTok’s survival, President-elect Donald Trump announced that the decision to save the popular app was inspired by none other than his …
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Electile DysfunctionFeatured
Democratic Strategists Launch New App ‘TickTock’ to Count Down Days Until 2028 Re-Election
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move designed to energize the party base and keep voters engaged, a group of high-profile Democratic strategists has unveiled a new app called “TickTock,” which counts down the …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Proposes ‘Pay-Per-View’ State of the Union to Boost National Revenue
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that blends his business acumen with political showmanship, President-elect Donald Trump has floated the idea of turning the State of the Union address into a pay-per-view event. …
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Satire Spotlight
Trump Declares War on Woke Films: ‘Barbie Gets a Bazooka’”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move that sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and Washington, President-elect Donald Trump has unveiled his “Hollywood Dream Team,” consisting of Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Jon Voight. Their …