Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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Leaked And Loveable
LEAKED MEMO: SPEAKER PELOSI’S STAGE MANAGEMENT PLAN
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryFROM: Office of Congressional Optics TO: House Democratic Leadership Team DATE: November 15, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Gavel Grandeur Team, As Speaker Emerita Pelosi continues to wield influence in the public …
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It was a promise that captured the hearts, minds, and stomachs of the nation: “Free pizza for all by 2025!” Former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio’s bold campaign …
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Leaked And Loveable
LEAKED MEMO: WHITE HOUSE LIGHTING STRATEGY FOR TRUMP
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryFROM: Office of Presidential Optics and Imagery TO: White House Media Team DATE: November 12, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Orange Glow: The Lighting Dilemma Team, As you are aware, former President …
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Dear Polly
Dear Polly Mailbag: “Help, I Became the Mayor of No Parking!”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMeet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
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Dear Polly
Dear Polly Mailbag: “Should I Hide My MAGA Hat at Thanksgiving?”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMeet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
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Dear Polly
Dear Polly Mailbag: “Emoji Politics: How Many Is Too Many?”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMeet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
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Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
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Electile Dysfunction
A Zoom Call Between World Leaders About Climate Change: The Tech Support Edition
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryScene A Zoom meeting between major world leaders to discuss urgent climate action. Naturally, things get off track immediately. Participants: Joe Biden (USA): President, trying to find the mute button. …
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It started as a routine speech in Iowa, but by the end of the day, Senator Ted Cruz had sparked a controversy that would dominate headlines for weeks. His claim? …