WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a landmark ruling destined to reshape legislative theatrics, the Supreme Court announced today that filibustering in the Senate will now require a live interpretive dance performance to accompany …
Tom Foolery

Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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FeaturedSatire Spotlight
Senate Approves Funding for ‘Secret Bunker’ After Realizing It’s Just a Pizza Hut
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as the most embarrassing government oversight since the “Bridge to Nowhere,” the Senate has unanimously approved $50 million in funding for what …
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FeaturedSatire Spotlight
Breaking: Mar-a-Lago Installs Gold-Plated Podium for ‘Official Presidential Poolside Speeches’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryPALM BEACH, FL—In what insiders are calling a “monumental upgrade” to presidential decor, Mar-a-Lago staff have unveiled a custom gold-plated podium that will serve as the centerpiece for President-elect Donald …
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Leaked And Loveable
LEAKED MEMO: CIA’S NEW “TRUTH DETECTOR APP” FOR POLITICIANS, IMMEDIATELY ABANDONED
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryTOP SECRET MEMORANDUM FROM: Central Intelligence Agency, Tech Innovations Division TO: Director of National Intelligence SUBJECT: Termination of Project Veritascope – “Truth Detector” App Introduction As directed by Executive Order …
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Satire Spotlight
Kamala’s Handshake Fail Inspires New TikTok Challenge: The ‘Cane-and-Bible Dodge’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a moment that blended awkwardness, politics, and accidental comedy, Vice President Kamala Harris found herself left hanging during a swearing-in ceremony when Bruce Fischer, husband of Republican Senator Deb …
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Electile Dysfunction
Trump Promises Canadians ‘Bigly Savings’ If They Join the U.S., Says He’ll ‘Throw in Alaska for Free’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWashington, D.C. — In yet another bold statement on Truth Social, President-elect Donald Trump has laid out his vision for a U.S.-Canada merger, offering Canadians “bigly savings” on taxes and …
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Satire Spotlight
Breaking: Biden Pardons Childhood Bully Who Stole His Lunch Money in 1953
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWashington, D.C. — In a surprising and deeply personal act of clemency, President Joe Biden announced today that he has pardoned his childhood bully, a man who, according to the …
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Electile Dysfunction
Breaking: Trump Rejects Traditional Art for Oval Office, Wants Framed Tweets Instead
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWashington, D.C. — In a move as bold as his tweets themselves, President-elect Donald Trump has reportedly rejected the longstanding tradition of showcasing historical art in the Oval Office. Instead, …
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Satire Spotlight
Capitol Hill Shutdown: Snowfall Declared a Greater Threat Than Filibusters
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWashington, D.C.—In an unprecedented move, lawmakers on Capitol Hill declared the snowfall blanketing the city to be a “national legislative emergency,” temporarily shutting down all operations in Congress. The announcement …
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Electile Dysfunction
House Majority Leader Demands TikTok Ban, Accidentally Uploads Dance Challenge
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an ironic twist that has left the internet in stitches, House Majority Leader Steve Scalise’s campaign to ban TikTok took an unexpected turn this weekend when a video of …