In a classic mix-up that only adds to his charm, President Joe Biden reportedly confused a high-stakes climate summit with an ice cream social, leaving world leaders both puzzled and …
In a scandal that has rocked Capitol Hill, an unnamed congressperson has been exposed for allegedly using Venmo to secure votes—both figuratively and literally. Screenshots leaked to the press reveal …
In a bold and baffling move to connect with younger audiences, the White House has launched a TikTok channel dedicated to explaining inflation through dance challenges and viral trends. Dubbed …
In a landmark decision that has ignited debates in kitchens and courtrooms nationwide, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that pineapple on pizza is not protected under the First Amendment’s guarantee …
LEAKED MEMO TO: All White House Staff FROM: Office of Operational Excellence SUBJECT: Mandatory Reading of The Art of the Deal DATE: January 20, 2025 MEMORANDUM: As we embark on …
In a shocking turn of events following the grueling holiday season of 2024, Santa Claus has announced that Christmas 2025 may be in jeopardy unless governments worldwide address the ongoing …
In what should have been a triumphant moment for humanity, NASA’s discovery of intelligent alien life has quickly turned into an interstellar legal nightmare. Within hours of the historic announcement, …
TO: All Congressional Offices FROM: Office of Congressional Productivity SUBJECT: Unauthorized Candy Crush Usage During Legislative Sessions DATE: December 19, 2024 BACKGROUND: As part of an internal review of congressional …
In what can only be described as the most cutting-edge controversy of the decade, the U.S. Capitol’s shiny new AI-powered toilets have sparked a scandal aptly dubbed “Flushgate.” Promoted as …
In a bold and long-overdue move, Congress has officially declared December as “National Procrastination Month“, a nationwide celebration of last-minute decisions, delayed responsibilities, and the phrase “I’ll get to it …
Tom Foolery, the ingenious mind behind Politicule.com, emerged from a childhood spent dodging the ideological crossfire of political extremes, shaping his satirical brilliance. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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