In a move that has left both critics and supporters stunned, former President Donald Trump hosted his first state dinner of the new term at none other than McDonald’s, hailing it as “the classiest, most tremendous dinner ever held by any administration.”
The event, held at the White House with McDonald’s catering, featured gilded Big Mac boxes, golden arches-shaped ice sculptures, and a McNugget tower centerpiece.
Fast Food Diplomacy
The dinner, honoring British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, included a carefully curated menu of Quarter Pounders, Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and Trump’s personal favorite: Diet Coke served in champagne flutes.
“This is how real America eats,” Trump declared during his opening remarks. “Why serve boring steak when you can have the best fries in the world? The Brits are lucky to experience this greatness.”
Sunak, visibly amused, quipped, “I expected tea and crumpets, but this is a cultural exchange I won’t forget.”
Decor and Ambiance
The East Room was transformed into what Trump called “a five-star McExperience.” Red and yellow tablecloths draped every surface, and Ronald McDonald himself made a surprise appearance to greet guests.
Guests were each gifted a limited-edition “Trump Happy Meal,” featuring a commemorative action figure of the former president holding a Big Mac in one hand and a miniature flag in the other.
The event’s playlist included “Macho Man,” the McDonald’s jingle, and various tracks from Trump’s campaign rallies.
Reactions From the Guests
While some guests embraced the fast-food feast, others were less enthused. A French diplomat was overheard muttering, “This is not cuisine—it’s a crime.” Meanwhile, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau joked, “I guess poutine wasn’t on the menu.”
First Lady Melania Trump, however, appeared unphased by the unconventional affair, describing it as “very Trump.”
Critics Cry Foul
The state dinner quickly became the subject of ridicule on social media, with hashtags like #BigMacDiplomacy and #McWhiteHouse trending within hours. Critics accused Trump of cheapening the dignity of state dinners, while supporters praised his ability to connect with everyday Americans.
Sean Hannity defended the event, calling it “the most relatable state dinner in U.S. history.” Meanwhile, late-night comedians had a field day, with one quipping, “It’s like hosting the Oscars at a Chuck E. Cheese.”
McDonald’s Speaks Out
McDonald’s corporate headquarters issued a statement calling the event “an honor for the brand,” though sources within the company reportedly balked at Trump’s insistence on renaming the Big Mac to the “Big Donald” for the evening.
What’s Next?
Rumors are swirling that Trump may consider holding future diplomatic meetings at other fast-food establishments. Sources suggest that talks with Mexican officials might take place at Taco Bell, and a potential summit with North Korea could involve KFC.
As the world digests the implications of this fast-food state dinner, one thing is clear: under Trump, diplomacy comes with a side of fries.
