Washington, D.C. — In a move as bold as his tweets themselves, President-elect Donald Trump has reportedly rejected the longstanding tradition of showcasing historical art in the Oval Office. Instead, Trump has instructed his interior designer to adorn the room with framed versions of his most iconic tweets, insisting they represent “the modern American spirit.”
According to sources close to the project, the president-elect has provided a list of his top picks, including:
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“Covfefe” (May 2017)
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“Despite the constant negative press…” (Unfinished)
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“I have the best words” (A timeless classic).
One tweet, “I’m a very stable genius,” is said to be getting a special gold frame, encrusted with Swarovski crystals.
Designer Dilemma
The interior designer tasked with the Oval Office transformation, who requested anonymity for fear of being publicly subtweeted, reportedly tried to steer Trump toward more traditional choices. “I suggested we incorporate some landscapes or portraits of former presidents, but he waved me off and said, ‘Nobody remembers Lincoln’s paintings, but they’ll remember my tweets.’”
The designer added, “I mentioned historical staying power, but he said, ‘History’s got nothing on Twitter reach.’”
A Tweet-Filled Oval Office
The new Oval Office design plan includes a feature wall dedicated to Trump’s Twitter battles, titled “Greatest Hits: 2016–2021.” The collection will feature iconic exchanges, including his feuds with Rosie O’Donnell, Alec Baldwin, and “Fake News.”
Additionally, the president-elect has requested a rotating electronic display over the Resolute Desk that will show his latest tweets in real time, ensuring visitors stay updated on his thoughts.
Pushback and Praise
Critics have been quick to label the move “unpresidential,” but Trump’s supporters argue it’s a revolutionary approach. “Who needs oil paintings of old dead guys when you can have @realDonaldTrump in all his glory?” said one fan outside the White House.
Meanwhile, historians are less enthused. “Tweets are the graffiti of the internet,” said one scholar. “Imagine if Jefferson had etched ‘Had a blast writing the Declaration. #FreedomRocks’ onto Mount Vernon’s walls instead of penning a proper letter.”
What’s Next?
While the debate rages on, Trump has hinted at additional changes to the White House décor, including replacing the Lincoln Bedroom’s furniture with gold-plated fixtures and a mini fridge stocked exclusively with Diet Coke.
As one insider quipped, “It’s not just the Art of the Deal anymore—it’s the Art of the Tweet.”
Whether this bold design choice will stand the test of time remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: the Oval Office is about to become the most retweeted room in the world.
