“Kraven the Hunter,” Sony’s latest foray into its Spider-Man-adjacent cinematic universe, has done the unthinkable: it made “Morbius” look like a box office titan. With an opening weekend barely scraping …
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Elon Musk Declares Himself “Supreme Overlord of Twitter,” Plans to Rename Days of the Week
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a shocking move that somehow isn’t shocking anymore, Elon Musk has announced that his tenure as “Chief Twit” has evolved into a full-blown dictatorship. During a late-night Twitter Spaces …
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King Charles Casually Strolls Into Texas Tourists’ London Vacation, Becomes Their New Favorite Souvenir
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWhen Texas tourists Angel and Arianna Salinas planned their first European adventure, they probably expected a few clichés—Big Ben, some fish and chips, maybe a rainy stroll through London. What …
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Megan Fox and Michele Morrone’s “SpongeBob Love Affair”: A Scandal That Never Was
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryHollywood is ablaze with rumors, gossip, and unbridled chaos: Is Megan Fox really dating Michele Morrone after splitting with Machine Gun Kelly? The answer is a resounding “no,” but why …
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Taylor Swift Prepares for Wedding of the Century: A Pop Star, a Taco Bell Box, and the Flower Girl Role She Was Born to Play
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMove over, royal weddings—there’s a new power couple tying the knot, and it involves Selena Gomez, Benny Blanco, and a Taco Bell picnic blanket that might just get its own …