TORONTO – In a bold move to retaliate against President Trump’s latest tariffs, the Ontario government has introduced a “Trump Tax” on all imports of orange hair dye, self-tanner, and …
In yet another thrilling episode of ‘Richest Man on Earth Makes Bizarre Decisions,’ Elon Musk has announced an exclusive new investment opportunity: Tesla-branded timeshares on Mars. This comes in response …
Mar-a-Lago, FL – In what is being described as the boldest economic analysis of the 21st century, former President Donald Trump has officially blamed transgender mice for the recent spike …
PALM BEACH, FL – President Trump has unveiled his much-anticipated “Gold Card Immigration” program, a luxury-tier pathway to U.S. residency for only the most financially blessed individuals. Unlike traditional immigration, …
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking but unsurprising move, President Donald Trump announced the immediate termination of the Department of Energy, declaring it “an unnecessary, deep-state bureaucracy” and reassuring Americans …
In a move that has left political analysts and BBQ enthusiasts equally stunned, local Floridian Chad “The Patriot” Henderson declared his backyard an independent nation on Monday afternoon, announcing himself …
Critics question if it’s legally binding, but supporters love it. In a move that shocked constitutional scholars and thrilled his supporters, President Trump eschewed the traditional presidential oath during his …
In a move designed to energize the party base and keep voters engaged, a group of high-profile Democratic strategists has unveiled a new app called “TickTock,” which counts down the …
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as the most embarrassing government oversight since the “Bridge to Nowhere,” the Senate has unanimously approved $50 million in funding for what …
PALM BEACH, FL—In what insiders are calling a “monumental upgrade” to presidential decor, Mar-a-Lago staff have unveiled a custom gold-plated podium that will serve as the centerpiece for President-elect Donald …
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