In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events, a team of world-renowned climate scientists has once again released a report confirming that climate change is, in fact, real. However, the …
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Trump Declares Asteroid Threat ‘Fake News,’ Proposes Space Wall to Keep It Out
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMAR-A-LAGO, FL — As scientists sound the alarm over a newly discovered asteroid potentially hurtling toward Earth, former President Donald Trump has dismissed the reports as “fake news” and proposed …
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Trump Launches ‘Penny Stimulus’—Americans to Receive One Cent Each from Treasury
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMere hours after announcing that he has ordered the U.S. Mint to stop producing pennies, former President Donald Trump has unveiled what he’s calling “the biggest, most incredible stimulus in …
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Politicule’s Tom Foolery Receives Ominous Threats, Mysterious Political Figure Suspected
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – Tom Foolery, the notorious mind behind the satirical powerhouse Politicule, has reportedly received a series of veiled threats from an unknown but undeniably powerful political figure. Sources …
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In a move that has left economists stunned and taxpayers scratching their heads, the IRS announced today the introduction of a groundbreaking new “Pay-What-You-Feel” tax bracket. The plan, dubbed the …
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Trump’s Plan to Cancel the Department of Education: Because Reading Is for Losers
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryDonald Trump has announced a brilliant plan to “virtually” close the Department of Education, sparking a nationwide debate—or, more accurately, a collective scratching of heads. In classic Trump fashion, the …
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Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris Hit the Bar: “Two Rounds of Chardonnay and the Patriarchy, Please”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a scene more reminiscent of a buddy comedy than a post-election regroup, Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris were spotted at a Washington, D.C., bar this weekend, blowing off steam …
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Biden Pardons Hunter, Proclaims: “What’s the Point of Being President If You Can’t Bail Out Your Kid?”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an unprecedented act of fatherly devotion—or perhaps the most dad-joke-infused legal maneuver in U.S. history—President Joe Biden announced today that he is pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, for all …
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Chicago to Trump’s Border Czar: “Get the Hell Out of the Way of Our Deep Dish and Resistance Plans”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a dramatic escalation of political rhetoric that feels like a cross between a mafia movie and a PTA meeting gone rogue, Donald Trump’s incoming “border czar” Tom Homan has …
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Donald Trump Discovers the Cure for Monday Blues, Declares Himself “Doctor of Happiness”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a groundbreaking revelation that stunned the world, Donald J. Trump has reportedly discovered the cure for the Monday blues. The former president and real estate mogul, now self-proclaimed “Doctor …