Donald Trump has announced a brilliant plan to “virtually” close the Department of Education, sparking a nationwide debate—or, more accurately, a collective scratching of heads. In classic Trump fashion, the …
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Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris Hit the Bar: “Two Rounds of Chardonnay and the Patriarchy, Please”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a scene more reminiscent of a buddy comedy than a post-election regroup, Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris were spotted at a Washington, D.C., bar this weekend, blowing off steam …
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Biden Pardons Hunter, Proclaims: “What’s the Point of Being President If You Can’t Bail Out Your Kid?”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an unprecedented act of fatherly devotion—or perhaps the most dad-joke-infused legal maneuver in U.S. history—President Joe Biden announced today that he is pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, for all …
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Chicago to Trump’s Border Czar: “Get the Hell Out of the Way of Our Deep Dish and Resistance Plans”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a dramatic escalation of political rhetoric that feels like a cross between a mafia movie and a PTA meeting gone rogue, Donald Trump’s incoming “border czar” Tom Homan has …
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Donald Trump Discovers the Cure for Monday Blues, Declares Himself “Doctor of Happiness”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a groundbreaking revelation that stunned the world, Donald J. Trump has reportedly discovered the cure for the Monday blues. The former president and real estate mogul, now self-proclaimed “Doctor …