TOP SECRET MEMORANDUM FROM: Central Intelligence Agency, Tech Innovations Division TO: Director of National Intelligence SUBJECT: Termination of Project Veritascope – “Truth Detector” App Introduction As directed by Executive Order …
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FROM: Office of Congressional Optics TO: House Democratic Leadership Team DATE: November 15, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Gavel Grandeur Team, As Speaker Emerita Pelosi continues to wield influence in the public …
FROM: Office of Presidential Optics and Imagery TO: White House Media Team DATE: November 12, 2024 SUBJECT: Operation Orange Glow: The Lighting Dilemma Team, As you are aware, former President …
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