PALM BEACH, FL — After a third straight day of market chaos and a trillion-dollar hemorrhage across Wall Street, former President Donald Trump reportedly logged into his brokerage account only …
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Investors Panic, Trump Suggests Putting All Retirement Funds in Trump Steaks
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryNEW YORK — As Wall Street reels from one of the worst market meltdowns in years, former President Donald Trump offered Americans a bold new investment strategy: diversify into beef. …
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Evel Knievel Rises From Grave to File Cease and Desist Against Kid Rock’s Outfit
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON — In a shocking turn of events befitting only the post-post-modern era of American politics, famed stuntman Evel Knievel has reportedly returned from the dead — not to perform …
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Liberation Day: Celebrating Independence from Economic Stability
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a move economists have described as “breathtaking in its creativity and disregard for math,” President Trump officially unveiled Liberation Day—a new national holiday meant to “free Americans from the …
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Man Reads Trump Headlines on Politicule, Realizes They Might All Be Real
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FoolerySPOKANE, WA — It was supposed to be just another April Fools scroll for Greg Tander, a 43-year-old forklift technician and part-time political doomscroller. But one glance at a compilation …
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Trump Offers to Buy Greenland, Throws in Timeshare in Mar-a-Lago to Sweeten Deal
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryPALM BEACH, FL — In a move that economists, geographers, and Iceland all immediately described as “concerning,” former President Donald Trump has revived his quest to purchase Greenland — this …
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Wrong Number, Right Strike: Jeffrey Goldberg Added to Trump’s War Chat, Confused for “Jeff the Janitor”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON — In a twist straight out of a rejected Veep episode, it was revealed late Thursday that the true cause of last week’s national security kerfuffle wasn’t a hacked …
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Detect Wi-Fi With His Teeth, Demands Faraday Cage Around Capitol
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn a press event held outside the Capitol, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stunned reporters by announcing he possesses a “rare neuro-electromagnetic sensitivity” that allows him to detect …
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Biden Emerges from Snow White Screening: “Finally, a Movie That Gets It Right!”
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWilmington, DE —In a move that has confused film critics, Disney shareholders, and at least four Secret Service agents, former President Joe Biden has declared Disney’s box office bomb Snow …
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Trump Declares National Art Emergency, Mobilizes Space Force to Seize Offensive Portrait in Colorado
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – In what White House officials are calling “a critical moment for artistic justice,” President Donald Trump has declared a National Art Emergency in response to what he …