Loyal supporters encouraged to ‘act now’ for clemency coupons. In a bold and entirely unprecedented move, President Donald Trump has unveiled what he calls the “Pardon Palooza Program,” offering group …
Critics question if it’s legally binding, but supporters love it. In a move that shocked constitutional scholars and thrilled his supporters, President Trump eschewed the traditional presidential oath during his …
In a move that blends his business acumen with political showmanship, President-elect Donald Trump has floated the idea of turning the State of the Union address into a pay-per-view event. …
In a move that sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and Washington, President-elect Donald Trump has unveiled his “Hollywood Dream Team,” consisting of Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Jon Voight. Their …
In a moment destined for the history books—or at least viral memes—President Joe Biden concluded his farewell address to the nation last night with an unintentional twist: he appeared to …
In a rare moment of unity, Congress has come together to address the most pressing issue of our time: the disappearance of cat videos following the impending TikTok ban. A …
In a revelation that surprised no one and disappointed everyone, a new study from the Center for Rhetorical Overanalysis (CRO) has found that politicians spend a staggering 75% of their …
In a twist that left both fans and critics scratching their heads, Senator Bernie Sanders was reportedly seen at Mar-a-Lago this weekend, seated poolside with a clipboard, a stack of …
In a groundbreaking effort to tackle climate change and political cynicism simultaneously, Congress has passed a new law requiring politicians to plant a tree for every campaign promise they fail …
In a bold and unprecedented move, the Department of Transportation (DOT) has announced the rollout of “Emotional Support Lanes” on major highways across the nation. The initiative, aimed at providing …
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