WASHINGTON — In a twist straight out of a rejected Veep episode, it was revealed late Thursday that the true cause of last week’s national security kerfuffle wasn’t a hacked …
In a press event held outside the Capitol, independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stunned reporters by announcing he possesses a “rare neuro-electromagnetic sensitivity” that allows him to detect …
Wilmington, DE —In a move that has confused film critics, Disney shareholders, and at least four Secret Service agents, former President Joe Biden has declared Disney’s box office bomb Snow …
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what White House officials are calling “a critical moment for artistic justice,” President Donald Trump has declared a National Art Emergency in response to what he …
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprising escalation of his national security directive, President Donald Trump issued an addendum to his recent security clearance memo Friday evening, adding pop icon Taylor …
In a bold push to reshape the federal government “one typo at a time,” former President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday directing the shutdown of the Department of …
In yet another historic revelation, President Donald Trump has declared that George Washington never intended for presidents to be limited to two terms. According to Trump, Washington fully supported presidents …
WASHINGTON, D.C. – “Hatching” an idea that has economists and poultry farmers equally baffled, President Donald Trump has announced his latest economic plan: replacing the U.S. dollar with eggs as …
HOUSTON, TX – In a shocking scientific breakthrough, NASA announced today that astronomers have discovered an alternate universe where government functions efficiently, policies make sense, and politicians actually care about …
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning display of legislative priorities, Congress has once again managed to avoid solving a national crisis while ensuring funding for something truly essential: a $12 …
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