In a move that has left political analysts and BBQ enthusiasts equally stunned, local Floridian Chad “The Patriot” Henderson declared his backyard an independent nation on Monday afternoon, announcing himself …
In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events, a team of world-renowned climate scientists has once again released a report confirming that climate change is, in fact, real. However, the …
In a shocking yet oddly predictable revelation, newly surfaced White House records indicate that in the final months of Joe Biden’s presidency, he mistook a Roomba for a Secret Service …
A new national survey has revealed that 92% of Americans have no idea who their state governor is, and an alarming 8% firmly believe it’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Experts …
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — As scientists sound the alarm over a newly discovered asteroid potentially hurtling toward Earth, former President Donald Trump has dismissed the reports as “fake news” and proposed …
VATICAN CITY — After watching former President Donald Trump’s latest rally speech, Pope Francis reportedly turned to his advisors, made the sign of the cross, and solemnly declared, “This man …
Mere hours after announcing that he has ordered the U.S. Mint to stop producing pennies, former President Donald Trump has unveiled what he’s calling “the biggest, most incredible stimulus in …
Las Vegas, NV – The Super Bowl may be over, but a new scandal has emerged, sending shockwaves through the political and entertainment worlds. Former President Donald Trump has accused …
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking bipartisan agreement, Congress has voted to replace itself with a giant Magic 8-Ball after a recent study found that the toy makes better legislative …
The Ultimate Immigration Policy—Gamified! In a bold fusion of reality TV, mob rule, and mobile app addiction, former President Donald Trump has unveiled ‘Deportify’, a new app that puts immigration …
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