In a shocking turn of events following the grueling holiday season of 2024, Santa Claus has announced that Christmas 2025 may be in jeopardy unless governments worldwide address the ongoing …
In what can only be described as the most cutting-edge controversy of the decade, the U.S. Capitol’s shiny new AI-powered toilets have sparked a scandal aptly dubbed “Flushgate.” Promoted as …
New Jersey residents are looking to the skies with a mixture of awe and confusion as reports flood in about enormous drones—some allegedly the size of school buses—hovering ominously over …
The holiday season is upon us, and the White House has unveiled its latest addition to the annual Christmas ornament collection: a dazzling tribute to former President Jimmy Carter. The …
Elizabeth Warren, the Senate’s reigning queen of plans, has done it again. Known for her ability to churn out detailed policy proposals faster than most of us can decide what …
Donald Trump has announced a brilliant plan to “virtually” close the Department of Education, sparking a nationwide debate—or, more accurately, a collective scratching of heads. In classic Trump fashion, the …
Move over, Gandhi. Step aside, MLK. Pack it up, Einstein. Donald Trump has been crowned TIME’s 2024 Person of the Year, cementing his status as the most important human to …
In an unprecedented act of fatherly devotion—or perhaps the most dad-joke-infused legal maneuver in U.S. history—President Joe Biden announced today that he is pardoning his son, Hunter Biden, for all …
In a dramatic escalation of political rhetoric that feels like a cross between a mafia movie and a PTA meeting gone rogue, Donald Trump’s incoming “border czar” Tom Homan has …
In a groundbreaking revelation that stunned the world, Donald J. Trump has reportedly discovered the cure for the Monday blues. The former president and real estate mogul, now self-proclaimed “Doctor …
Tom Foolery, the ingenious mind behind Politicule.com, emerged from a childhood spent dodging the ideological crossfire of political extremes, shaping his satirical brilliance. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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