In a scene more reminiscent of a buddy comedy than a post-election regroup, Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris were spotted at a Washington, D.C., bar this weekend, blowing off steam after the 2024 election. Witnesses report the duo entered arm-in-arm, laughing louder than a filibuster session and ready to paint the town well, probably just beige, but still.
“They came in like they owned the place,” said a bartender who wished to remain anonymous but is now TikTok-famous for capturing the event. “Hillary was rocking one of those power pantsuits, and Kamala had this vibe like, ‘I just ran for president, so yes, I will be ordering the most expensive drink on the menu.’”
A Menu of Sass
The night reportedly started with Hillary ordering her signature drink: a glass of Chardonnay, extra chilled, while Kamala opted for a dirty martini. “I wanted a drink as salty as Twitter after election night,” she reportedly quipped, earning an approving cackle from Hillary.
Soon, the two were deep in conversation, dissecting campaign missteps, political betrayals, and the audacity of men named Mitch. At one point, Kamala gestured wildly with her martini glass, proclaiming, “I debated Mike Pence for this?!” while Hillary nodded knowingly, muttering, “Tell me about it.”
Bar Games and Big Plans
As the night went on, the pair ditched the somber political analysis and joined a round of darts, where Hillary reportedly aimed at a board featuring photos of various political figures. “Is that Ron DeSantis’ face?” a patron overheard her asking. “Bullseye!”
Not to be outdone, Kamala challenged the room to karaoke, belting out a pitch-perfect rendition of “I Will Survive” that had the crowd chanting “Four more years!” Meanwhile, Hillary leaned into the mic to offer a spoken-word remix of “Don’t Stop Believin’.”
The highlight of the night, however, was their joint toast: “To every glass ceiling we’ve cracked and every election night we’ve survived. And to the guy who just lost our darts match—better luck next time, loser.”
Leaving in Style
By the end of the evening, the two were spotted tipping the staff generously and posing for selfies with patrons. “Honestly, they were hilarious,” said one bar-goer. “Like, I never thought I’d see Hillary Clinton tell a bartender, ‘Leave the bottle,’ but here we are.”
As they left, Hillary and Kamala reportedly declared they were headed to Taco Bell. “Because nothing says ‘democracy in action’ like late-night nachos,” Kamala quipped, linking arms with Hillary as they strutted out into the chilly Washington night.
Whether it was a one-time escape or the start of a weekly “Power Women Happy Hour,” one thing’s clear: America may have lost an election, but it’s gained the most iconic girl’s night out duo in political history.
