In yet another historic revelation, President Donald Trump has declared that George Washington never intended for presidents to be limited to two terms. According to Trump, Washington fully supported presidents serving at least 12 terms—maybe more—based on information he received from “a guy who knows history.”
Trump’s Historic Discovery
Speaking at a rally, Trump told supporters that the so-called two-term limit was a “deep state invention” meant to prevent strong leaders from keeping America great.
“Folks, I talked to a guy, a very smart guy, one of the best, he knows history better than anyone, and he told me, totally true—Washington thought two terms was a joke. A joke! He wanted real leaders, strong leaders, not sleepy ones, to just keep going,” Trump explained.
He then assured the crowd that Washington, if alive today, would be “a huge Trump fan.”
“He had great hair, I have great hair. He took down the British, I took down the fake news. We’re very similar, a lot of people are saying that. Very strong leaders,” Trump continued.
Constitution? Fake News.
When reporters pointed out that Washington voluntarily stepped down after two terms, Trump dismissed it as “a Democrat hoax.” He argued that Washington was actually “forced out by weak people who didn’t want America to win.”
“Washington could have done 12 terms, 15 terms, maybe more! But he was pushed out, folks. He didn’t want to go, believe me. They probably rigged it, like they always do,” Trump stated.
To correct what he called “one of the biggest mistakes in history”, Trump proposed immediate action, calling for a “total rebranding” of the U.S. Constitution. He also suggested renaming Presidents’ Day to “Trump & Washington Day,” explaining that he and Washington were “essentially the same, just with better technology now.”
Experts Weigh In, Trump Dismisses Them All
Historians and constitutional scholars immediately refuted Trump’s claims, with Dr. Emily Cartwright from Georgetown University stating, “This is not how history works. At all.”
Trump, however, rejected these criticisms, calling historians “a bunch of losers who weren’t even alive when Washington was president.”
“I know more about Washington than the so-called experts,” he said. “They want to keep pushing this fake history, but we’re bringing back real American history. Washington knew what was best. And now? I know what’s best. It’s called leadership.”
America Reacts
Following the announcement, Trump’s supporters began sporting “Washington Wanted 12” merchandise, and online forums quickly called for a national emergency vote to extend Trump’s presidency indefinitely. Meanwhile, sources in Congress indicate that lawmakers have begun Googling, “Can we impeach the same president twice?”
As Trump continues his campaign to “fix” the two-term rule, one thing is certain: history may not be changing, but that won’t stop him from insisting it already has.
