MAR-A-LAGO, FL — As scientists sound the alarm over a newly discovered asteroid potentially hurtling toward Earth, former President Donald Trump has dismissed the reports as “fake news” and proposed …
Tom Foolery

Tom Foolery
The mastermind behind Politicule.com grew up in the crossfire of political extremes. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
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Satire Spotlight
Pope Francis Offers Exorcism After Trump’s Latest Speech
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryVATICAN CITY — After watching former President Donald Trump’s latest rally speech, Pope Francis reportedly turned to his advisors, made the sign of the cross, and solemnly declared, “This man …
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Trump Launches ‘Penny Stimulus’—Americans to Receive One Cent Each from Treasury
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMere hours after announcing that he has ordered the U.S. Mint to stop producing pennies, former President Donald Trump has unveiled what he’s calling “the biggest, most incredible stimulus in …
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Satire Spotlight
Taylor Swift Caught in ‘Handshake-Gate’ After Trump Accuses Her of Ignoring Him – MAGA Influencers Demand Congressional Hearing
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryLas Vegas, NV – The Super Bowl may be over, but a new scandal has emerged, sending shockwaves through the political and entertainment worlds. Former President Donald Trump has accused …
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Satire Spotlight
Congress to Be Replaced by a Giant Magic 8-Ball After Experts Find It Makes Better Decisions
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking bipartisan agreement, Congress has voted to replace itself with a giant Magic 8-Ball after a recent study found that the toy makes better legislative …
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Trump’s New App: ‘Deportify’ – Swipe Left to Deport, Swipe Right to Stay
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryThe Ultimate Immigration Policy—Gamified! In a bold fusion of reality TV, mob rule, and mobile app addiction, former President Donald Trump has unveiled ‘Deportify’, a new app that puts immigration …
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Lara Trump to Host New Fox News Show: ‘Keeping Up with the Trumps’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryIn an announcement that has left both media critics and reality TV producers in stunned admiration, Fox News has unveiled its latest programming coup: “Keeping Up with the Trumps”—a groundbreaking …
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Electile Dysfunction
California Activists Install ‘Carbon Shaming’ Meters on Public Bikes to Expose Lazy Pedalers
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryThe Green Revolution on Two Wheels In a bold move to combat climate change and hold citizens accountable, California activists have unveiled their latest eco-conscious innovation: carbon shaming meters on …
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Putin Announces New Russian National Sport: ‘Election Interference Relay Race’
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryMOSCOW — In a bold move to solidify Russia’s dominance in both athletics and international meddling, President Vladimir Putin has officially announced the country’s new national sport: the Election Interference …
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Bipartisan Committee Agrees to Disagree on Whether They Can Agree
by Tom Fooleryby Tom FooleryWASHINGTON, D.C. – In a historic display of unity, lawmakers from both sides of the aisle have successfully reached an agreement to remain in a state of perpetual disagreement over …