In what should have been a triumphant moment for humanity, NASA’s discovery of intelligent alien life has quickly turned into an interstellar legal nightmare. Within hours of the historic announcement, …
TO: All Congressional Offices FROM: Office of Congressional Productivity SUBJECT: Unauthorized Candy Crush Usage During Legislative Sessions DATE: December 19, 2024 BACKGROUND: As part of an internal review of congressional …
In what can only be described as the most cutting-edge controversy of the decade, the U.S. Capitol’s shiny new AI-powered toilets have sparked a scandal aptly dubbed “Flushgate.” Promoted as …
In a bold and long-overdue move, Congress has officially declared December as “National Procrastination Month“, a nationwide celebration of last-minute decisions, delayed responsibilities, and the phrase “I’ll get to it …
“Kraven the Hunter,” Sony’s latest foray into its Spider-Man-adjacent cinematic universe, has done the unthinkable: it made “Morbius” look like a box office titan. With an opening weekend barely scraping …
New Jersey residents are looking to the skies with a mixture of awe and confusion as reports flood in about enormous drones—some allegedly the size of school buses—hovering ominously over …
Meet Polly Tix, the no-nonsense, all-knowing guru of political absurdity. With not one, but three master’s degrees in Political Science, Public Policy, and Interpretive Dance (don’t ask), Polly is the …
It was a campaign spectacle like no other. Former President Donald Trump’s rallies had always been known for their pageantry and bravado, but his 2024 re-election campaign took things to …
In a shocking move that somehow isn’t shocking anymore, Elon Musk has announced that his tenure as “Chief Twit” has evolved into a full-blown dictatorship. During a late-night Twitter Spaces …
The holiday season is upon us, and the White House has unveiled its latest addition to the annual Christmas ornament collection: a dazzling tribute to former President Jimmy Carter. The …
Tom Foolery, the ingenious mind behind Politicule.com, emerged from a childhood spent dodging the ideological crossfire of political extremes, shaping his satirical brilliance. With one parent addicted to MSNBC and the other to Newsmax, his childhood dinner table felt more like a televised debate than family time. By his teens, he was ghostwriting zingers for politicians and crafting punchlines that stirred Congressional drama and Twitter feuds. A career-ending mishap involving a misread joke and an international incident (don’t ask) sent him wandering the nation, searching for meaning—and a Wi-Fi signal.
Politicule (that’s Political Ridicule—if you didn’t catch that, this might not be the site for you) is where the political circus meets razor-sharp satire. If you take anything here seriously, we’ve got a luxury Mars timeshare to sell you. From left to right, no side is safe, and every sacred cow gets grilled – because even the absurd deserves a punchline.
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