WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning display of legislative priorities, Congress has once again managed to avoid solving a national crisis while ensuring funding for something truly essential: a $12 …
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning act of bipartisan wizardry, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) assured Americans that there would be no government shutdown this weekend—on one condition: that …
TORONTO – In a bold move to retaliate against President Trump’s latest tariffs, the Ontario government has introduced a “Trump Tax” on all imports of orange hair dye, self-tanner, and …
In yet another thrilling episode of ‘Richest Man on Earth Makes Bizarre Decisions,’ Elon Musk has announced an exclusive new investment opportunity: Tesla-branded timeshares on Mars. This comes in response …
Mar-a-Lago, FL – In what is being described as the boldest economic analysis of the 21st century, former President Donald Trump has officially blamed transgender mice for the recent spike …
Washington, D.C. – In a groundbreaking move that experts are calling “stunningly self-aware,” Congress has unveiled a $500 billion initiative aimed at investigating why everything in America is so ridiculously …
In what he’s calling his “biggest trade victory yet,” former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of ‘Made-in-USA’ Canadian Bacon, the first product of his America First, Canada Later …
An Unfortunate Mishap in Congressional Protest Planning What was supposed to be a bold statement against former President Donald Trump turned into an absolute logistical nightmare for Congressional Democrats Tuesday …
In a bold move to dominate yet another industry, former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of Covfefe Cola, a “patriot-powered refreshment” set to challenge Coca-Cola and Pepsi. The …
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In what experts are calling the boldest linguistic protest in congressional history, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi delivered a nearly two-hour floor speech entirely in …
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